Friday, April 30, 2010

5-Unconquerable Fortresses in Human History

1.Masada-Israel.
Since we are talking about some of the unconquerable castles and fortresses in the world than we cannot miss out this awesome structure that has really stood the test of time. Masada is the name of site where you will find various fortifications and palaces. The site is built on top of an isolated rock plateau in Israel and is very near to the Dead Sea. Masada sits on the eastern edge of the cliff which is 1300 feet high which makes it one of the most difficult fortresses to conquer.

2.Alamut-Iran.
Another such fortress that have remained unconquerable throughout its history is Alamut which also means Eagle¡¯s Nest.The fortress is built on a high mountain which was almost impossible to climb and even if attempts were made to climb the Alamut, it would take enough time for the person to make it to the top which means that the soldiers on the top have enough time to lock and kill their targets.

Alamut is located in the central Alborz Mountains near Kazvin Province which is just hundred kilometers from today¡¯s Tehran in Iran. The fortress was built by Hamdollah Mostowfi at the height of 2100 meters and there was only one way up to the fortress which was heavily guarded by the soldiers and warriors which makes that route impossible to penetrate.
 

3.Janjira-India.
Though, there are many such fortifications in India that have played a significant role in the development of a particular kingdom or a state but Murud-Janjira remains on top of the list when it comes to undefeated fortress in India. Though, on the first look the fortress looks like a very common fortress that can be conquered easily but that is not the case because of its unique location. The fortress is like an island surrounded by water from all sides and therefore it gives a clear picture to the army inside the fort of any intruders coming through the sea. This fortress was originally built by Fisherman Kings of Konkan to combat against the Muslim rulers in 1490. However, the word Janjira comes from Arabic word Jazeera which means an island. The fort was later captured by Shivaji and it became one of the headquarters for the Maratha Empire.

4.Malbork Castle-Poland.
The castle now is better known as Malbork Castle because it is situated in Malbork. However, the castle was built by the Teutonic Order who were knights interested in helping sick and injured Catholics in Poland. The castle remains as one of the classic examples of medieval castle and today it has been named as UNESCO World Heritage Site in Poland. The castle also holds the record of world¡¯s largest brick gothic castle. The castle was built in 1274 and was named as Marienburg after the Virgin Mary. The castle remains undefeated till date because of its unique location. The surrounding areas near the castle are very flat and does not give any chance to the enemy to hide and therefore the warriors have ample of time to get ready and prepare the war before the enemy approaches from distance.

5.Palakon Castle-Ukraine.
The castle is intelligently designed and is located on a volcanic hill which gives this castle a unique location to safeguard itself from intruders and enemies. The castle was built by French engineers and has also remained the residential place of the Royal family. The castle has also been used as a political prison. The castle is divided into low, medium and high castle where the high castle is lavishly decorated for the Royal family. Today, this impregnable castle has been turned into a museum for the people to see. 

The Taxi Driver


A woman and her ten-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Mumbai. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under the awnings.

“Mom,” said the boy, “what are all those women doing?”

“They’re waiting for their husbands to get off work,” she replied.

The taxi driver turns around and says, “Geez lady, why don’t you tell him the truth? They’re hookers, boy! They have s*x with men for money.”

The little boy’s eyes get wide and he says, “Is that true, Mom?”

His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers in the affirmative.

After a few minutes, the kid asks, “Mom, what happens to the babies those women have?”

“Most of them become taxi drivers,” she said.

Dog's Market in phillipines [horrible n cruel]

God's Wife


LOOK OUT FOR THE LAST STORY......
IT WILL KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF



Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once
Talked about a contest he was asked to judge.
The purpose of the
Contest was to find the most caring child.

The winner was:

A four-year-old child, whose next door
neighbor was an elderly gentleman, who had recently lost his
wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old
Gentleman's' yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.
When his mother asked him what he had
said to the neighbor, the little boy just said, 'Nothing, I just
Helped him cry.'

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Teacher Debbie Moon's first graders were
discussing a picture of a family. One little boy in the picture
had a different hair color than the other members... One of her
students suggested that he was adopted.
A little girl said, 'I know all about
Adoption, I was adopted..'

'What does it mean to be adopted?', asked
another child.

'It means', said the girl, 'that you grew
in your mommy's heart instead of her tummy!'

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Whenever I'm disappointed with my spot
in life, I stop and think about little Jamie Scott.

Jamie was trying out for a part in the
school play. His mother told me that he'd set his heart on being
in it, though she feared he would not be chosen.

On the day the parts were awarded, I went
with her to collect him after school. Jamie rushed up to her,
eyes shining with pride and excitement.. 'Guess what, Mom ,' he
shouted, and then said those words that will remain a lesson to
me....'I've been chosen to clap and cheer.'

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An eye witness account from New York
City , on a cold day in December,
some years ago: A little boy,
about 10-years-old, was standing before a shoe store on the
roadway, barefooted, peering through the window, and shivering
With cold.

A lady approached the young boy and said,
'My, but you're in such deep thought staring in that window!'

'I was asking God to give me a pair of
shoes,'was the boy's reply.

The lady took him by the hand, went into
the store, and asked the clerk to get half a dozen pairs of socks
for the boy. She then asked if he could give her a basin of water
and a towel. He quickly brought them to her.

She took the little fellow to the back
part of the store and, removing her gloves, knelt down, washed
his little feet, and dried them with the towel.

By this time, the clerk had returned with
the socks.. Placing a pair upon the boy's feet, she purchased him
a pair of shoes..

She tied up the remaining pairs of socks
and gave them to him.. She patted him on the head and said, 'No
doubt, you will be more comfortable now.'

As she turned to go, the astonished kid
caught her by the hand, and looking up into her face, with tears
in his eyes, asked her.

'Are you God's wife?'

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SEND TO ALL WHO LOVE AND CARE FOR CHILDREN.
Hope this put a smile on your face it

Sure did mine!

Google Telephone Directory

 Here is something you will want to have and use ! I still remember when the telephone company charged me $0..00 now they charge $1.00 to $1.50 to get a phone number from information.

My compliments to Google!

Just leave it up to Google to come up with something like this!!!

Here's a number worth putting in your cell phone, or your home phone speed dial: 1-800-goog411 1-800-goog411 1-800-goog411 1-800-goog411 . This is an awesome service from Google, and it's free -- great when you are driving on the road with no pen, pencil or paper handy.

Don't waste your money on information calls and don't waste your time manually dialing the number. I am driving along in my car and I need to call the golf course and I don't know the number. I hit the speed dial for information that I have programmed.

The voice at the other end says, "City & State." I say, " Garland , Texas ." He says, "Business, Name or Type of Service." I say, Firewheel Golf Course." He says, "Connecting" and Firewheel answers the phone. How great is that? This is nationwide and it is absolutely free!

Click on the link below and watch the short clip for a quick demonstration.





http://www.google.com/goog411/index.html

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

I Want To Be A TV Because... Very Touching Story


At the end of the day while marking the essays, she read one that made her very emotional. Her husband, that had just walked in saw her crying and asked her:
- What happened?
She answered
- Read this. It's one of my student's essay :
Oh God, tonight I ask you something very special: Make me into a television. I want to take its place.
Live like the TV in my house. Have my own special place, And have my family around ME. To be taken seriously when I talk.... I want to be the centre of attention and be heard without interruptions or questions. I want to receive the same special care that the TV receives when it is not working. Have the company of my dad when he arrives home from work, even when he is tired. And I want my mom to want me when she is sad and upset, instead of ignoring me... And... I want my brothers to fight to be with me...
I want to feel that family just leaves everything aside, every now and then, just to spend some time with me. And last but not least make it that I can make them all happy and entertain them...
Lord I don't ask you for much... I just want to live like every TV
At that moment the husband said: - 'My God, poor kid. What horrible parents!
She looked up at him and said: - 'That essay is our son's !

Sania Mirza Shoaib Malik Wedding Reception

Sania Mirza Shoaib Malik Wedding Reception in Pakistan as was grand as their marriage in India. Dressed in Designer outfit by Shantanu and Nikhil, the couple looked perfect for the day. Checkout the pictures from their wedding reception:
 

Wave Tower - Dubai

The Spanish architect seems deserving of his name by designing a sky-scraper for Dubai that is stunning for, among other things, the elegance of its lines. Built on the coastal line, with its base located underwater, it is connected to land through a slightly twisted arch, reminiscent of a wave.

Onkyo DP312

Onkyo DP312 is a new nettop with a design rather than decorative. With Atom Processor N270 1.6GHz, 2GB RAM, 320GB HDD, DVD Super Multi Nvidia and ION, the nettop is sold without LCD 64.800 yen, or about $ 700. You can still potential for the DP312 with a Digital TV Tuner and AM / FM radio, a 500GB HDD and 4GB of RAM for just ¥ 20,000 more.
 

Lenovo IdeaPad V460 Calpella Powered Laptop

Lenovo IdeaPad V460 Laptops are now available, it is based on the new Intel Calpella platform and is equipped with 14-inch display with 1366 x 768 with LED-backlit, dual-core Intel Core i3-330M with a frequency of 2.13 GHz, 4 GB of memory standard, DDR3, hard drive capacity 320 GB and writing DVD-drive.

Connectivity options include Gigabit Ethernet-controller, Bluetooth version 2.1 technology to support EDR, and a power unit corresponds to 6-cell battery. Among other features of the notebook is worth noting the existence of a function block ports USB, preventing identity theft and built-in fingerprint scanner. Approximate cost of Lenovo IdeaPad V460 will fluctuate around $ 900. However, innovation in delivery will include the operating system Windows 7 Home Premium.
 

Monday, April 26, 2010

Sania Mirza And Shoaib Malik Spotted at Lahore Pictures

World's Easiest Quiz


WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ!
(Passing requires only 3 correct answers out of 10!)

1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last ?

2) Which country makes Panama hats ?

3) From which animal do we get cat gut ?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution ?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of ?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal ?

7) What was King George VI's first name ?

8) What color is a purple finch ?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from ?

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane ?

Remember, you need only 3 correct answers to pass.
Check your answers below.
ANSWERS

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last ?
116 years

2) Which country makes Panama hats ?
Ecuador

3) From which animal do we get cat gut ?
Sheep and Horses

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution ?
November

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of ?
Squirrel fur

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal ?
Dogs

7) What was King George VI's first name ?
Albert

8) What color is a purple finch ?
Crimson

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from ?
New Zealand

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane ?
Orange (of course!)


What do you mean, you failed?!!

Me, too...!!! (And if you try to tell me you passed, you lie!)

Sunday, April 25, 2010

museum of drugs!!!


Mexico¡¯s Museum of Drugs opened its doors in 1985. It was a small room with a couple of display cases in it. Since then the situation had changed: Now museum is situated in Mexico¡¯s version of the Pentagon. A lot of spacious rooms, but its curators say they are running out of room for all the contraband they would like to showcase.
Samples of various drugs, including methamphetamine, cocaibe and marijuana in various forms are labeled in a glass case.

Arrows on a lighted 3D-map show the directions of drug trafficking from the south toward the United States.
A diorama shows how police and military road blocks can help catch drug smugglers. In the past three years, Mexican forces have confiscated 443 airplanes, 14,622 vehicles and 43,118 weapons, including bazookas and grenade launchers. They have seized $113,990,520 in cash, Claudio Montane said.
Zayaqui, a narcotics-detecting German Shepherd who died in 2008, is memorialized at the museum. He was responsible for the seizure of more than 8,000 pounds of marijuana and other drug findings.
A display at the museum shows how marijuana is smuggled inside a surf board.
 

Amazingly Unbelievable Moment Of Wildlife


Well, this is a story of three cheetahs and one antelope. Photographer Michel Denis-Huot, who captured these amazing pictures on safari in Kenya’s Masai Mara in October last year, said he was astounded by what he saw. ‘These three brothers have been living together since they left their mother at about 18 months old,’ he said. ‘On the morning we saw them, they seemed not to be hungry, walking quickly but stopping sometimes to play together. ‘At one point, they met a group of impala who ran away. But one youngster was not quick enough and the brothers caught it easily.’ These extraordinary scenes followed, as the cheetahs played with the young impala the way a domestic cat might play with a ball of string.

‘They knocked it down, but then they lost interest,’ said Michel. ‘For more than 15 minutes, they remained with the young antelope without doing anything other than licking it or putting their paws on the impala’s head.’

Even more extraordinarily, this story has a happy ending – after one tense moment when it looked as though one cheetah would bite the impala on the neck, the youngster ran away.
 

Saturday, April 24, 2010

World 's first full face transplant done in Spain!


Surgeons in Barcelona's Vall d'Hebron Hospital claim to have performed the world's first full face transplant.
The unnamed patient has received an entirely new face, including skin, muscle tissue, lips, nose, jaw, teeth, and cheek bones.
The patient's face was injured in an accident 5 years ago. Since that time he has not been able to swallow, speak, or breathe properly.
In a statement the hospital said, "He had been operated on nine times without satisfactory success, therefore he was considered for full face transplant."
"The operation was carried out by a multidisciplinary team led by Dr Joan Pere Barret, performing the transplant of the entire facial skin and muscles, nose, lips, maxilla, palate, all teeth, cheekbones, and the mandible by means of plastic surgery and micro-neurovascular reconstructive surgery techniques."
The patient had contacted surgeons after being inspired by the case of Isabelle Dinoire, the French woman who received the first partial face transplant in 2005. This case marks the first time a full-face transplant has been completed.
Professor Peter Butler, head of the UK's Facial Transplantation Research Team, praised the operation, and told the Daily Telegraph that people with severe facial injuries "are people who live a terrible twilight life, mostly shut away and hiding from public gaze."
"He saw himself in the mirror when he wanted to and when psychologists said that he was ready. It was a week after the operation and he reacted well, he was calm and satisfied," Dr Barret, leader of the medical team, told a news conference.

 

Instant Khichdi's Hansa & Praful-Dictionary

decide
Hansa : Praful "Decide" matlab ?
Praful : "Decide" Hansaaaa-a ... vo Casettee player mein hum casettee 
nahi dalte usme hota hai na .... "A side" -- "B side" ... to "C-side" ... 
 "D- side"
"Decide"

 "Mature"
Hansa : Ae Praful, mature matlab ????
Praful : jab apna mahesh...chori karte hue pakda gaya tha.. tab usne kya 
 kaha tha ?
 hansa: usne kaha tha.. mujhe chodd do..... "MAIN CHOR NAHI HOON"
..main chor .....main chor....mature. ...acha acha...."


"Alphabet"
Hansa : praful alphabet matlab?
Praful: alphabet hansa,local train mein safar karte hoye maasi jaise hi 
koi seat khali dekhti hai to wo apni beti alpha se kya kehti hai?
hansa: alpha beth seat pe,alpha beth,
oooooooooooo, acha toh yeh alphabet!!


"Asset"
Hansa : Prafulll "Asset" matlab???
Praful : Asset Hansaaa ....
Jab hum gaadi mein jaate hai and jab gaadi signal par rukti hai ..... 
taab vo bhikari log aa kar kya bolte hai ....
"Aee Seth... thoda paisa do naa" ... " Aee Sethh .... " ... Asset ..

"Depend"
Hansa : Yeh Depend kya hota hai Prafful??
Praful : Depend Hansa.... wo Swimming Pool mein ek taraf to paani kam 
gehra hota hai, aur dusri side zyada gehra...... Deep-End.. Depend!


TOURNAMENT
ae he he PRAFUL, TOURNAMENT MATLAB??
Praful :- TOURNAMENT HANSA!!! YE JO TUMNE JHUMKE PEHNE HAIN, GEHNE PEHNE 
HAIN INKO ENGLISH ME KYA KEHTE HAIN, BOLO BOLO!!
HANSA:- AAA HAN HAN TOURNAMENT, (HANSA KHUSH)
MELISA:-(CHIDH KAR) ARE USE TOURNAMENT NAHI ORNAMENT KEHTE HAIN
HANSA:- ARE KUCHH BHI MAT BOLLL
EK JHHUMKA -- ORNAMENT, DO JHHUMKE -- TWO ORNAMENT# #TOURNAMENT
 "AE PRAFUL!! YE MELISA KO BHI BABUJI KI TARAH KUCHH BHI NAHI ATAA.." :-D 
:-D


"Elastic"
Hansa : Praful elastic matlab??
Praful : Elastic Hansa..
apni voh Shradha ben unki beti ila ...
usko jab fracture hua tha to voh kya leke chalti thi??
Hansa : Ila to...
Ila-stick leke ...
Ila-stick !! Ila-stick!!!

"Automatically"
Hansa : Praful automatically matlab??
Praful : aare Hansa.. agar koi aadmi ganja hota hai tou ussko kya bolte 
hain...
Hansa : taklaa..
Praful : aur agar koi ladki ganji ho to ussko kya bolenge...
Hansa : takli..
Praful : aur wohi ladki agar auto mein baith kar kahin ghoomne jaye tou 
ussko kya bologi??
Hansa : auto mein takli... aare haan automatically! Tum kitne samajhdaar 
ho Praful...

Dhan te na funny lyrics

Hello Friends.. dis might b fun for some... some may find it stupid... u decide whatever it is..
all may be familiar wid kameneey song dhan ta na na......here is the english translation dhan ta na na.........


come on come on squeeze d heart.. break d night's pot.. sme1 pick up good luck.. break d vault today..
(dis is fun part)
heart..sweetheart teli's oil.. crores crores dollar vollar.. dollar's game
are re re re heart..sweetheart teli's oil.. crores crores dollar vollar.. dollar's game,
come come on the roads dhan tan tan..dhan tana na na na... dhan tana na na na.. dhan tana na na na..


come on come on squeeze d heart.. break d night's pot.. sme1 pick up good luck.. break d vault today..
come come...hey come come




come on life's journey is a one way.. u juz have 1 chance..
(fun lyrics again)
ahead there is air n air..if u r breathing den der is romance..
they say...they tell..
whoever goes.. goes they dnt come back..


come on come on squeeze d heart.. break d night's pot.. sme1 pick up good luck.. break d vault today..
heart..sweetheart teli's oil.. crores crores dollar vollar.. dollar's game
come come on the roads dhan tan tan..dhan tana na na na... dhan tana na na na.. ta na na na na na na...
dhan tana na na na..




walk as if my friend , now dat sea will also walk on d bridge..
den whether u walk on it or i walk, city will be on our footside..
there are many coffins.. there r coffins everywhere..
those who r sleeping in coffin.. dnt wake them up..




ohhhhhhhhhhhh come on come on squeeze d heart.. break d night's pot.. sme1 pick up good luck.. break d vault today.. come on come on come on come on...
heart..sweetheart teli's oil.. crores crores dollar vollar.. dollar's game
are re re re heart..sweetheart teli's oil.. crores crores dollar vollar.. dollar's game,
come come on the roads dhan tan tan..dhan tana na na na... dhan tana na na na.. dhan tana na na na..










Original lyrics...


(Aaja Aaja Dil Nichode, Raat Ki Mataki Tode
Koyi Good Luck Nikaale, Aaj Gullak Toh Phode) – 2
(Hai Dil Dildaara Mera Teli Ka Tel
Kaudi Kaudi Paisa Paisa Paise Ka Khel) – 2
Chal Chal Sadako Pe Hogi Than Than
(Dhan Te Dan Ta Da Da..) – 3
Aaja Aaja Dil Nichode, Raat Ki Mataki Tode
Koyi Good Luck Nikaale, Aaj Gullak Toh Phode
Aaja Aaja..


Hey Aaja Aaja..
(Aaja Ki One Way Hai Yeh Jindagi Ki Gali, Ek Hi Chance Hai
Aage Hawa Hi Hawa Hai Agar Saans Hai Toh Yeh Romance Hai) – 2
Yahi Kehate Hai, Yahi Sunate Hai
Jo Bhi Jaata Hai, Jaata Hai, Woh Phir Se Aata Nahi
Aaja Aaja Dil Nichode, Raat Ki Mataki Tode
Koyi Good Luck Nikaale, Aaj Gullak Toh Phode
Hai Dil Dildaara Mera Teli Ka Tel
Kaudi Kaudi Paisa Paisa Paise Ka Khel
Chal Chal Sadako Pe Hogi Than Than
(Dhan Te Dan Ta Da Da..) – 3


(Koyi Chaal Aisi Chalo Yaar Abb Ke, Samundar Bhi Pul Pe Chale
Phir Tu Chale Uspe Ya Main Chalu, Shehar Ho Apne Pairo Tale) – 2
(Kayi Khabare Hai) – 2 Jo Bhi Soye Hai Khabaro Me Unako Jagaana Nahi
Aaja Aaja Dil Nichode, Raat Ki Mataki Tode
Koyi Good Luck Nikaale, Aaj Gullak Toh Phode Aaja Aaja..
(Dil Dildaara Mera Teli Ka Tel Kaudi Kaudi Paisa Paisa Paise Ka Khel) – 2
Chal Chal Sadko Pe Hogi Dhan Dhan
(Dhan Te Dan Ta Da Da..)




If i made atleast a person smile.. i would be happy..

snakes wid two heads(MAGIC OF NATURE)

Snakes with two heads are rare. Its called Polycephaly, a condition of having more than one head.