Instant Khichdi's Hansa & Praful-Dictionary

decide
Hansa : Praful "Decide" matlab ?
Praful : "Decide" Hansaaaa-a ... vo Casettee player mein hum casettee 
nahi dalte usme hota hai na .... "A side" -- "B side" ... to "C-side" ... 
 "D- side"
"Decide"

 "Mature"
Hansa : Ae Praful, mature matlab ????
Praful : jab apna mahesh...chori karte hue pakda gaya tha.. tab usne kya 
 kaha tha ?
 hansa: usne kaha tha.. mujhe chodd do..... "MAIN CHOR NAHI HOON"
..main chor .....main chor....mature. ...acha acha...."


"Alphabet"
Hansa : praful alphabet matlab?
Praful: alphabet hansa,local train mein safar karte hoye maasi jaise hi 
koi seat khali dekhti hai to wo apni beti alpha se kya kehti hai?
hansa: alpha beth seat pe,alpha beth,
oooooooooooo, acha toh yeh alphabet!!


"Asset"
Hansa : Prafulll "Asset" matlab???
Praful : Asset Hansaaa ....
Jab hum gaadi mein jaate hai and jab gaadi signal par rukti hai ..... 
taab vo bhikari log aa kar kya bolte hai ....
"Aee Seth... thoda paisa do naa" ... " Aee Sethh .... " ... Asset ..

"Depend"
Hansa : Yeh Depend kya hota hai Prafful??
Praful : Depend Hansa.... wo Swimming Pool mein ek taraf to paani kam 
gehra hota hai, aur dusri side zyada gehra...... Deep-End.. Depend!


TOURNAMENT
ae he he PRAFUL, TOURNAMENT MATLAB??
Praful :- TOURNAMENT HANSA!!! YE JO TUMNE JHUMKE PEHNE HAIN, GEHNE PEHNE 
HAIN INKO ENGLISH ME KYA KEHTE HAIN, BOLO BOLO!!
HANSA:- AAA HAN HAN TOURNAMENT, (HANSA KHUSH)
MELISA:-(CHIDH KAR) ARE USE TOURNAMENT NAHI ORNAMENT KEHTE HAIN
HANSA:- ARE KUCHH BHI MAT BOLLL
EK JHHUMKA -- ORNAMENT, DO JHHUMKE -- TWO ORNAMENT# #TOURNAMENT
 "AE PRAFUL!! YE MELISA KO BHI BABUJI KI TARAH KUCHH BHI NAHI ATAA.." :-D 
:-D


"Elastic"
Hansa : Praful elastic matlab??
Praful : Elastic Hansa..
apni voh Shradha ben unki beti ila ...
usko jab fracture hua tha to voh kya leke chalti thi??
Hansa : Ila to...
Ila-stick leke ...
Ila-stick !! Ila-stick!!!

"Automatically"
Hansa : Praful automatically matlab??
Praful : aare Hansa.. agar koi aadmi ganja hota hai tou ussko kya bolte 
hain...
Hansa : taklaa..
Praful : aur agar koi ladki ganji ho to ussko kya bolenge...
Hansa : takli..
Praful : aur wohi ladki agar auto mein baith kar kahin ghoomne jaye tou 
ussko kya bologi??
Hansa : auto mein takli... aare haan automatically! Tum kitne samajhdaar 
ho Praful...